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paintbaler1587
07-21-2019, 02:02 AM
But Cali is still > Texas

slow4dr
07-21-2019, 08:59 AM
:poop:

slow4dr
07-21-2019, 08:59 AM
:crap:

slow4dr
07-21-2019, 08:59 AM
:fesces:

slow4dr
07-21-2019, 08:59 AM
:goki:

slow4dr
07-21-2019, 08:59 AM
:texas:

slow4dr
07-21-2019, 08:59 AM
:30second rule:

Tom Joad
07-21-2019, 10:19 AM
Chicago > *

You know, in case somebody forgot. :dunno:

el_jefe
07-21-2019, 10:30 AM
Chicago > *

You know, in case somebody forgot. :dunno:


Heh. You forget, some of us have been to Chicago. Whats the temp and humidity today?:rofl:

Tom Joad
07-21-2019, 10:34 AM
Heh. You forget, some of us have been to Chicago. Whats the temp and humidity today?:rofl:

The doctors rarely let me go outside. :(

slow4dr
07-21-2019, 11:16 AM
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HoTSauZe
07-21-2019, 11:30 AM
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Cali > *************************************************

SilverSRT4bang
07-21-2019, 12:28 PM
Chicago > *

You know, in case somebody forgot. :dunno:
:hit: x2

slow4dr
07-21-2019, 12:33 PM
"Fox" chain of lakes > Chicago

SilverSRT4bang
07-21-2019, 12:38 PM
lake michigan > cali

slow4dr
07-21-2019, 12:48 PM
lake michigan > cali


:lol: I watched some show once where some middle aged guys were surfing on the big lakes. :lol:

There was some major storm brewing and the surf was like 2' high. :rofl:

SilverSRT4bang
07-21-2019, 12:51 PM
:lol: I watched some show once where some middle aged guys were surfing on the big lakes. :lol:

There was some major storm brewing and the surf was like 2' high. :rofl:
I believe it:rofl: :rofl:

punkrokdood
07-21-2019, 12:52 PM
lake michigan > cali
pacific ocean>lake michigan :thumb:

and yes, i've been to lake michgan :lol:

Daryl
07-21-2019, 01:08 PM
I have family in Michigan..

"U-Turns" > "wrap-arounds"

lunchbox660
07-21-2019, 01:18 PM
um, what was the title of this thread? something like cali is the air nazi pollution control bastage fake personality having bithes rich assholes driving cars that they wont live long enough to do thir first oil change gas costs more than car insurance 91 octane is like stabbing your car in its heart especially since they add oxidizers which increase knock and temperature and i cant go anywhere without worrying if a cop is gonna want to see the down pipe cutout under my car because he heard my blow off vavle and cars that make that sound are obviously the kind of people who hijack DVD player semi trucks while using spearguns which are not allowed within city limits without a permit that you cant get because there are 590867 people in line in front of you because this gay ass state is so over-populated that the reason why its gonna fall into the ocean has nothing to do with the fault lines but rather the amount of weight placed on the fulcrum of the state border by all the fatasses that live here becuase they were too fucking dissatisfied with their own state but got here and and realized that this place wasnt any better, in fact its actually worse, but now they dont have enouhg money to go back cus some fucking borderjumper took the good job for less pay and now he cant afford a ticket back to the good life in SOUTH DAKOTA BABY! YEAH!~ i miss my home town....

did anyone actually read that? lol

slow4dr
07-21-2019, 01:21 PM
*thread title exceeds forum bandwidth

SilverSRT4bang
07-21-2019, 01:28 PM
cars that make that sound are obviously the kind of people who hijack DVD player semi trucks while using spearguns
LMFAO!!:rofl:

Tom Joad
07-21-2019, 01:39 PM
I think after work I'm gonna drive across the street and get some 93 octane...

SilverSRT4bang
07-21-2019, 03:01 PM
I think after work I'm gonna drive across the street and get some 93 octane...
http://i5.tinypic.com/20l0br9.jpg

Daryl
07-21-2019, 03:04 PM
I think after work I'm gonna drive across the street and get some 93 octane...

Lol

Better hurry before winter hits

HoTSauZe
07-21-2019, 03:20 PM
SUMMER TIME JAN-DEC
FTW

SilverSRT4bang
07-21-2019, 03:22 PM
Well, I can make a better snowman....
















































:ftard:

Daryl
07-21-2019, 03:35 PM
Well, I can make a better snowman....
:ftard:

I drive an hour away and I can make one :) I don't have to worry about rust tho

slow4dr
07-21-2019, 03:37 PM
I drive an hour away and I can make one :) I don't have to worry about rust tho


or chains, or owning a 4WD, or waiting for some nimrod to plow the street etc

Daryl
07-21-2019, 03:38 PM
Who needs a winter tune?

HoTSauZe
07-21-2019, 03:39 PM
The only thing chicago has going for them is NOTHING :)

slow4dr
07-21-2019, 03:39 PM
There are only a few places in so-cal that even have winter. We have a long fall followed by an early spring.

HoTSauZe
07-21-2019, 03:39 PM
Who the hell buys winter tires I dont :ftard:

punkrokdood
07-21-2019, 03:41 PM
The only thing chicago has going for them is NOTHING :)
:bs:

ths city of chicago is awesome...

the weather of chicago is nice about 2 months every year

1 month after summer, and one month after winter

Daryl
07-21-2019, 03:42 PM
I had a lay over in O'hare Airport for a few hours...it was cool because you don't have to walk anywhere you just jump on a flat escalator thing and it'll take you around the entire terminal

slow4dr
07-21-2019, 03:46 PM
I had a lay over in O'hare Airport for a few hours...it was cool because you don't have to walk anywhere you just jump on a flat escalator thing and it'll take you around the entire terminal


laziness FTW

Although DIA is the same way

Daryl
07-21-2019, 04:09 PM
Chicago had Harry Carey....

paintbaler1587
07-21-2019, 05:43 PM
The thread title stands true.

Cali is the greatest state ever.

Thirteens420k
07-21-2019, 05:57 PM
The thread title stands true.

Cali is the greatest state ever.


Fixed!

Eulers Ghost
07-21-2019, 08:06 PM
I think after work I'm gonna drive across the street and get some 93 octane...

Why settle for 93? i just drove down the street and got some 94 :)

lunchbox660
07-21-2019, 09:22 PM
fuk it. you guys are out getting your 94, imma drive down to circle k and fill up with 84, and then cruise to autozone and put a bottle of NOS octane booster in my car, cus it says NOS on the bottle, so it MUST make my car fast, right? besides, the fuel recommendation says premium fuel RECOMMENDED, it doesnt say i have to use it....hell, i may as well piss in my tank! thats free, and i have to go right now anyway!

Eulers Ghost
07-21-2019, 09:52 PM
fuk it. you guys are out getting your 94, imma drive down to circle k and fill up with 84, and then cruise to autozone and put a bottle of NOS octane booster in my car, cus it says NOS on the bottle, so it MUST make my car fast, right? besides, the fuel recommendation says premium fuel RECOMMENDED, it doesnt say i have to use it....hell, i may as well piss in my tank! thats free, and i have to go right now anyway!

hellz yeah!! get da nAaaAAwwwWWwwzzzzz! and a leaf blower toO!


do they really sell 84 octane in cali??

Thirteens420k
07-21-2019, 11:17 PM
hellz yeah!! get da nAaaAAwwwWWwwzzzzz! and a leaf blower toO!


do they really sell 84 octane in cali??
Our 91 is equivilant to your 84:gcry:

ViscousCircles
07-22-2019, 12:47 AM
The thread title stands true.

Cali is the greatest state ever.

Don't make me whip out my t-shirt bish!





umm too late...
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a704/a704.gif

lunchbox660
07-22-2019, 03:19 AM
Our 91 is equivilant to your 84:gcry:


ditto...he is right, essentially....in cali, they give the gas its octane rating, but during certain periods of the year they add a substantial amount of oxidizing agents to allow for a cleaner combustion. by doing so, they basically are changing the octane level, because oxidizers ACCELERATE combustion, so it will ignite easier, you will have the potential for predetonation alot easier when products like this are used. i have a wideband in my car and simply depending on fuel i have been able to see a pretty big difference in AFRs, so we hoked up a scan tool and did runs with various types of fuel and found that indeed the car is sensing more knock and pulling timing with some fuels versus others...

Eulers Ghost
07-22-2019, 09:21 AM
holy shit!

remind me never to go to california, or if I do, use a rental car.

lunchbox660
07-22-2019, 01:59 PM
holy shit!

remind me never to go to california, or if I do, use a rental car.

yeah, well my engine has lasted just fine...i got 60,000 miles on it with no problems at all, and i ride it hard, so you can beleive that i am a testament to its durability...plus i live in the desert, so its ULTRA hot here. it just sucks cus we dont get as much timing as everyone else, so our numbers are inherently lower and there aint nothin we can do about it unless we run race gas all the damn time....hella expensive...

punkrokdood
07-22-2019, 02:01 PM
yeah, well my engine has lasted just fine...i got 60,000 miles on it with no problems at all, and i ride it hard, so you can beleive that i am a testament to its durability...plus i live in the desert, so its ULTRA hot here. it just sucks cus we dont get as much timing as everyone else, so our numbers are inherently lower and there aint nothin we can do about it unless we run race gas all the damn time....hella expensive...
meth injection :deal:

lunchbox660
07-22-2019, 02:26 PM
meth injection :deal:


i know i know i know, but i still havent broken down to spend the money because there a a couple things on my "wish list" in front of meth injection...one of the things i want before meth injection is a set of dual gauges from aeroforce so i can monitor the effects of the MI. it will also help me tune my map clamp better as well. i am not going for massive power like some guys,but i would still like to squeeze as much power out of the base setup as i can without having to go big turbo or nitrous...

el_jefe
07-22-2019, 03:12 PM
ditto...he is right, essentially....in cali, they give the gas its octane rating, but during certain periods of the year they add a substantial amount of oxidizing agents to allow for a cleaner combustion. by doing so, they basically are changing the octane level, because oxidizers ACCELERATE combustion, so it will ignite easier, you will have the potential for predetonation alot easier when products like this are used. i have a wideband in my car and simply depending on fuel i have been able to see a pretty big difference in AFRs, so we hoked up a scan tool and did runs with various types of fuel and found that indeed the car is sensing more knock and pulling timing with some fuels versus others...


I filled up outside San Diego on Thursday night, my car was like "what the fuck did you just do to me? I think I am gonna get some 100 today to make up for it.

el_jefe
07-22-2019, 03:13 PM
meth injection :deal:


I have been debating that. . .

Eulers Ghost
07-22-2019, 04:54 PM
I filled up outside San Diego on Thursday night, my car was like "what the fuck did you just do to me? I think I am gonna get some 100 today to make up for it.

:rofl:

thats what my car is like when Im cheap and put in sunoco's 91 octane.

Oh yeah, I think its the philly area, or maybe all the sunocos east of harrisburg, have dropped the 94 out of their lineup. Now its 87-89-91-93. You have to get farther west in the state before it goes back to 87-89-93-94. Although there is a station that has 87-89-93-94-100 :thumb:

paintbaler1587
07-22-2019, 05:19 PM
Fixed!
you didnt change anything...

paintbaler1587
07-22-2019, 05:23 PM
Don't make me whip out my t-shirt bish!





umm too late...
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a704/a704.gif
http://www.srtforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=274012

fatality

Eulers Ghost
07-22-2019, 07:14 PM
post 15 indirectly proves its a prank IMO

Eulers Ghost
07-22-2019, 07:17 PM
ROFL!! @ post 32

slow4dr
07-27-2019, 04:07 PM
bump!

slow4dr
07-27-2019, 04:07 PM
hump!

slow4dr
07-27-2019, 04:07 PM
chump!

slow4dr
07-27-2019, 04:07 PM
*edited

slow4dr
07-27-2019, 04:07 PM
Cali > *

slow4dr
07-27-2019, 04:07 PM
Cali > god him self

dres
07-27-2019, 04:13 PM
Cali > god him self




:fu:.

slow4dr
07-27-2019, 04:25 PM
:bs: .

Daryl
07-27-2019, 05:15 PM
cali >

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