OMFG!!! the best tattoo's EVAR!!! hahahah

[turbo_protege5]

:rofl: :rofl: so my steel sales man comes into my office yesterday. we start talking about tattoo's since i have a few ect... and he starts telling me about his. lol... he bust off his shirt to show me these. i HAD to take a picture.... i couldnt hold back laughing.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b371/18700000/mikescar009.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b371/18700000/mikescar007.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b371/18700000/mikescar006.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b371/18700000/mikescar005.jpg


LOOK close at what all is going on in those tattoo's!!!!!!!:supergay: :rofl: :rofl:

[SassySRT]

Damn you! Why'd you have to host em on photobucket!!!

[turbo_protege5]

Damn you! Why'd you have to host em on photobucket!!!



sorry.... hahah... ill just tell you.

one is a dolphin on a surfboard getting tubed, throwing a shaka, wearing ray van sunglasses. :rofl:

the other is a sun/moon and the sun is wearing lipstick!! :rofl:

the other is a tribal band with dolphin's stuck all up in it!!! :rofl:

[Broken5hift]

wow, he branded himself a homo

[turbo_protege5]

wow, he branded himself a homo



you should see this guy, he's porpi boy!! :rofl: and he drives a white JETTa with chrome rims.

[Broken5hift]

you should see this guy, he's porpi boy!! :rofl: and he drives a white JETTa with chrome rims.


GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

[turbo_protege5]

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY


100%

[neonsohc]

you better watch he may rub off on you.

[svt2srt4]

uuummm...he is gay...but mike isnt it a bit gay to be that close to a gay guy with his shirt off?...uuhhh...sorry, i couldnt resist :thumb:

[Broken5hift]

hmmmmmmmmmm. two guys without shirts on

[svt2srt4]

hmmmmmmmmmm. two guys without shirts on
as long as he dosn't post any pics with him rubbing oil on the guys back...:supergay:

[turbo_protege5]

hmmmmmmmmmm. two guys without shirts on


hahaha... i kept my shirt ON!!!

[Broken5hift]

hahaha... i kept my shirt ON!!!

:bs:

whoops i mean :gayflag:

[svt2srt4]

:bs:

whoops i mean :gayflag:
it's not bs he didnt take off his shirt....he actually removed his pants for some tea bag action...:thumb: :supergay:

[turbo_protege5]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b371/18700000/gay20hug.jpg

[turbo_protege5]

^ im the one in the WHITe wife beater. :rofl: :supergay:

[turbo_protege5]

it's not bs he didnt take off his shirt....he actually removed his pants for some tea bag action...:thumb: :supergay:



your NEXT on my list bishface!!:supergay: :rofl:

[turbo_protege5]

yet another great messican tattoo from my work!!! :rofl:


http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b371/18700000/semaparts023.jpg

[svt2srt4]

your NEXT on my list bishface!!:supergay: :rofl:
lmfao...and the pic of the 2 cowboys man your too funny...:thumb:

[turbo_protege5]

here's me with my player ASS hair.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b371/18700000/mullet.jpg

[svt2srt4]

here's me with my player ASS hair.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b371/18700000/mullet.jpg
hahah..:ftard: :rofl: you were cooler when you were the cowboy with white wife beater

[punkrokdood]

here's me with my player ASS hair.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b371/18700000/mullet.jpg
thats a lot of ass hair

[turbo_protege5]

thats a lot of ass hair



i shaved it myself! :thumb:

[turbo_protege5]

this ones for brandon!!! LMFAO!!!!

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b371/18700000/manboobies.jpg

[Daryl]

Lmao....Mike!!!!! That shit is toooo much

[Daryl]

You should show the pic of your "SRT wasn't racing" tattoo

[svt2srt4]

this ones for brandon!!! LMFAO!!!!

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b371/18700000/manboobies.jpg
what no nipple action..you are such a tease you crazy bish...:supergay:

[punkrokdood]

this ones for brandon!!! LMFAO!!!!

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b371/18700000/manboobies.jpg
this one's for mike

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/punkrokdood/Picture060.jpg

[Daryl]

fuckin brandon...

[svt2srt4]

this one's for mike

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/punkrokdood/Picture060.jpg
man titties covered in hair and tattoo's broken would be in heaven here...:rofl:

[Daryl]

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hii!!!

[turbo_protege5]

this one's for mike

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/punkrokdood/Picture060.jpg



:yikes: :drooling:

[svt2srt4]

:yikes: :drooling:
hahah...your drooling over man titties..:supergay:

[punkrokdood]

hahah...your drooling over man titties..:supergay:
not jsut any man titties.... MY man titties :yikes: :thumb: :drooling:

[turbo_protege5]

not jsut any man titties.... MY man titties :yikes: :thumb: :drooling:


WERD!!! :rofl: :supergay:

[slow4dr]

you better watch he may rub off on you.


OR, rub one off on you

[svt2srt4]

OR, rub one off on you
...and with that post this thread is officialy:supergay:

[turbo_protege5]

OR, rub one off on you



hahah..... look who came to join in. :supergay:

[slow4dr]

:gayflag: ........

[punkrokdood]

:gayflag:x's the mike factor

[turbo_protege5]

''someone the there called me a FAG'' :rofl:

[svt2srt4]

''someone the there called me a FAG'' :rofl:
*breaks out captain crunch decoder ring*...still can't figure that one out:ftard: :rofl:

[Daryl]

What's everyone doing this weekend?

[turbo_protege5]

What's everyone doing this weekend?



running my POS neon at the track, are you coming bish? you better.... you missed last time. :furious3:

[punkrokdood]

i thought about going this time... but i have a compnay christmas party to go to... gotta get the g/f good and drunk so she'll take it in the booty later on :thumb:

[turbo_protege5]

i thought about going this time... but i have a compnay christmas party to go to... gotta get the g/f good and drunk so she'll take it in the booty later on :thumb:


hahahaha.....:rofl: ive only been able to pull that off once. idk why girls have to be so cheap with the b-hole action? :furious3: :ftard:

[slow4dr]

:rofl:

[punkrokdood]

hahahaha.....:rofl: ive only been able to pull that off once. idk why girls have to be so cheap with the b-hole action? :furious3: :ftard:
well, she told me i could, as long as she's drunk :thumb:


which reminds me.... jason met her :lol:

[Broken5hift]

i thought about going this time... but i have a compnay christmas party to go to... gotta get the g/f good and drunk so she'll take it in the booty later on :thumb:

doesnt work. i got my chick hammered and when i went to slide it in her face went from :ftard: to :beadyeyes

and im all standing there like :naughty:

[punkrokdood]

doesnt work. i got my chick hammered and when i went to slide it in her face went from :ftard: to :beadyeyes

and im all standing there like :naughty:
lube and permission are all i need... i have the patience to stretch it out a bit first... besides... my dick is so small, its not like its gonna stretch her enough to be painful

[slow4dr]

which reminds me.... jason met her :lol:

I did? :ftard: She wasn't much for convo that day.

[punkrokdood]

I did? :ftard: She wasn't much for convo that day.
:lol:

ok, you've seen her and said hi... that's more than anyone else on any forums has done with any girlfriend of mine :rofl:

hell, that's more than my parents have gotten :yikes:

[svt2srt4]

doesnt work. i got my chick hammered and when i went to slide it in her face went from :ftard: to :beadyeyes

and im all standing there like :naughty:
great use of smilies:thumb:

[Broken5hift]

lube and permission are all i need... i have the patience to stretch it out a bit first... besides... my dick is so small, its not like its gonna stretch her enough to be painful

when shes drunk i could tell her im flying to the moon and id get a "OK"

[punkrokdood]

when shes drunk i could tell her im flying to the moon and id get a "OK"
i got the permission while she was sober to do it to her while shes drunk :thumb:

[Broken5hift]

i got the permission while she was sober to do it to her while shes drunk :thumb:

dude............. that never holds up.

[punkrokdood]

dude............. that never holds up.
it will:thumb:

anbesol>*

[Broken5hift]

it will:thumb:

anbesol>*

HA HA HA HAHA

*opens tomorrows newspaper*
"young kid arrested for numbing drunks girls ass and slamming it"

[turbo_protege5]

i got the permission while she was sober to do it to her while shes drunk :thumb:




my girl said the SAME shit.... it only held up ONCE. i only got the bell head in before she clinched her buttchecks and almost cut off my penis. :rofl:

*jason has also met her* :rofl: SHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh!!!!:lol:

[punkrokdood]

HA HA HA HAHA

*opens tomorrows newspaper*
"young kid arrested for numbing drunks girls ass and slamming it"
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

i wish i was a young kid... i'm gettin to old for these tricks.... but if ain't broke... :thumb:

[turbo_protege5]

HA HA HA HAHA

*opens tomorrows newspaper*
"young kid arrested for numbing drunks girls ass and slamming it"



hahahah... best headline EVAR!:thumb:

[Broken5hift]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

i wish i was a young kid... i'm gettin to old for these tricks.... but if ain't broke... :thumb:

doesnt it suck when you realize your not a kid anymore. and you still havent gotten it in her ass

[punkrokdood]

my girl said the SAME shit.... it only held up ONCE. i only got the bell head in before she clinched her buttchecks and almost cut off my penis. :rofl:

*jason has also met her* :rofl: SHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh!!!!:lol:
you are ALL missing the biggest factor to take into account

I HAVE A SMALL DICK

once they see i can't hurt them there are no problems there :thumb:

[punkrokdood]

doesnt it suck when you realize your not a kid anymore. and you still havent gotten it in her ass
:lol:

i haven't known her long enough.... i've gotten it in a few asses in the past... just not her's :thumb:

[Broken5hift]

:lol:

i haven't known her long enough.... i've gotten it in a few asses in the past... just not her's :thumb:

punk > broken

[turbo_protege5]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

i wish i was a young kid... i'm gettin to old for these tricks.... but if ain't broke... :thumb:


i got one other trick for you.... right as you are going to pull out, poke her really quick in the ribbs from both sides and pull out at the same time. :thumb:

this will make her clintch her b-hole and your penis will pull out perfectly clean. :thumb: :rofl:

[punkrokdood]

^^^^:rofl:

not a bad idea... i like the "suprise, its a corn kernel" effect you get of not cleaning it

[turbo_protege5]

you are ALL missing the biggest factor to take into account

I HAVE A SMALL DICK

once they see i can't hurt them there are no problems there :thumb:


:rofl: i forgot about that....

[Broken5hift]

i got one other trick for you.... right as you are going to pull out, poke her really quick in the ribbs from both sides and pull out at the same time. :thumb:

this will make her clintch her b-hole and your penis will pull out perfectly clean. :thumb: :rofl:

ROFLMFAO

[turbo_protege5]

ROFLMFAO



try it!!! it works!!! i did it to ekool :rofl: :rofl:

[turbo_protege5]

im fuckin busting up over here at work..... people are looking at me like WTF?:ftard: :rofl:

[Broken5hift]

try it!!! it works!!! i did it to ekool :rofl: :rofl:

ROFLMFAOWTFOMGBBQLOLLMFAOWOFL


BURN!

[punkrokdood]

ROFLMFAOWTFOMGBBQLOLLMFAOWOFL

I give up...

[Broken5hift]

.................................................. ... dammit i did poop alittle.

[turbo_protege5]

brandon, dont forget to fish hook the side of her month!!
chicks dig it!!! :thumb:

[turbo_protege5]

.................................................. ... dammit i did poop alittle.



i hate when that happens.... that means you blew a o-ring. :ftard:

[punkrokdood]

brandon, dont forget to fish hook the side of her month!!
chicks dig it!!! :thumb:
:thumb:

i think i'll do several things... best part is that my boss will be in the hotel room next to mine :thumb:

gonna yell "yea bitch, you ain't gonna shit right for a week"

after that... next step is another set of redwings :ftard: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Broken5hift]

i hate when that happens.... that means you blew a o-ring. :ftard:

talk about an express oil change.

[turbo_protege5]

:thumb:

i think i'll do several things... best part is that my boss will be in the hotel room next to mine :thumb:

gonna yell "yea bitch, you ain't gonna shit right for a week"

after that... next step is another set of redwings :ftard: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

o0o0o0o0o0oo0o0oh FUCK! :rofl: i dont mess with the red wings. :ftard:

[gudeman00]

I've got my redwings but don't think I want another set.

[Broken5hift]

make sure you get an air horn for when your done.

[punkrokdood]

make sure you get an air horn for when your done.
I prefer playing "Clown" :thumb:

[slow4dr]

:lol:

ok, you've seen her and said hi... that's more than anyone else on any forums has done with any girlfriend of mine :rofl:

hell, that's more than my parents have gotten :yikes:


:rofl:

[Daryl]

running my POS neon at the track, are you coming bish? you better.... you missed last time. :furious3:
It's hard for me man....I coach basketball and have games on the weekends! besides my pos neon is stock still :(

[slow4dr]

:yikes:

Daryl, we need to play some ball sometime. I am old & slow but I can still play good D.

[turbo_protege5]

It's hard for me man....I coach basketball and have games on the weekends! besides my pos neon is stock still :(


lets throw my slicks on her and let me drive her!:thumb:
mid 13's stock!!!!

[turbo_protege5]

:yikes:

Daryl, we need to play some ball sometime. I am old & slow but I can still play good D.


id be down for that too. meet+game?

[Daryl]

:yikes:

Daryl, we need to play some ball sometime. I am old & slow but I can still play good D.
Well my one knee will make us even!

[Daryl]

Yeah im always down for a pick up game....i've been tryin to make time where I can do it regularly but in La Mirada I don't have many friends that play ball. What time does Fontana open tomorrow? WTF is this shit about anal....i just caught up and im busting up laugghing

[Broken5hift]

:yikes:

Daryl, we need to play some ball sometime. I am old & slow but I can still play good D.

a.k.a. "ow he fouled me i get two shots"

[punkrokdood]

....WTF is this shit about anal....i just caught up and im busting up laugghing
if you ask nicely, maybe i'll show you :tu2:

[slow4dr]

id be down for that too. meet+game?

:thumb: Playing with people I don't have to jump for always helps.

Well my one knee will make us even!

:thumb: I broke my ankle last year playing. :ftard: 190 lbs + rolled ankle = bad

[slow4dr]

a.k.a. "ow he fouled me i get two shots"

<---------exact opposite..............I can't remember how many games i've been fouled out of.

[Daryl]

if you ask nicely, maybe i'll show you :tu2:
Not right now but thanks old timer!:rofl:

[Daryl]

:thumb: Playing with people I don't have to jump for always helps.



:thumb: I broke my ankle last year playing. :ftard: 190 lbs + rolled ankle = bad

Ouch that sucks! Well i was 12 and my knee < 6'10 black guy that intentionally fouled me on a fastbreak....i made my freethrows :D That black guy plays on the bulls now..:lol:

[turbo_protege5]

[QUOTE=slow4dr]:thumb: Playing with people I don't have to jump for always helps.


:furious3:

[Daryl]

[QUOTE=slow4dr]:thumb: Playing with people I don't have to jump for always helps.


:furious3:
Mike it's okay I think you're perfecet :supergay:

[punkrokdood]

Not right now but thanks old timer!:rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[slow4dr]

Ouch that sucks! Well i was 12 and my knee < 6'10 black guy that intentionally fouled me on a fastbreak....i made my freethrows :D That black guy plays on the bulls now..:lol:


Yeah, what do you do? Talk shit to the guy? He could squash you into oblivion.

[slow4dr]

:furious3:


:thumb: :rofl:

[Daryl]

Yeah, what do you do? Talk shit to the guy? He could squash you into oblivion.
Or worse....he can do me in the booty!:whiner:

[slow4dr]

Or worse....he can do me in the booty!:whiner:


:bananasexor: